What’s up with the divide in the pain community?

Hey there!!!! It’s been a while.

This blog is R rated……..so keep on reading!!!

For those of you who follow me, I’m a Crohn’s girl, had an idea to start a national protest to bring awareness to pain patients not having access to pain meds, and I ran with it.

And it took off. It’s big. Google me. Google “Don’t Punish Pain Rally.” We’re huge. (ugh, that probably kills my haters.)

Since the inception of the protest, I made a television commercial, got a radio spot, got people t-shirts, had three national protests, got some legislation passed, and I’ll be working as an advocate effective July 2019. (NOT BAD…right?) (applause)

You know why all this happened? Because I’m a do-er……not a say-er. I’ve dedicated thousands of hours to this cause because I believe in it. But also because EVERYTHING I DO, I DO 100 PERCENT!!

The biggest obstacle in the pain community is the hatred. I’m not talking, “You’re a fat lazy asshole” hate, I’m talking, “We need to call the FBI” hate.

Now, I’ve not shared this with my “normal” social media friends, because, quite frankly, I was embarrassed.

You see, when you do something and you’re successful, people will F-GHATE YOUR GUTS for it.

And that’s exactly what happened and is happening to me.

This bullshit started with an “advocate” from MA. The minute I talked with this “lady” on the phone, I knew she was an addict.

She had a nice little scam going; she got her status as a non profit (still pending) and she thought she was going to scam pain patients out of money.

Until I came along.  🙂

You see, being a court reporter, a know a lying sack of shit 10 miles away. This white trash bucket felt threatened by me so she went to court THREE TIMES, seeking a harassment order, hoping the judge would grant her something. The judge granted her nothing. You know why? Because she’s just another moron on social media who posts nothing but INSANITY. This trash barrel claimed I was jealous, I was stalking her..blah, blah, blah…she was your typical white trash, social media, desperado, looking to make a quick buck.

And, this, my friends, was my first interaction with psycho-hate.

Keep in mind: I’m fighting for their rights to get pain medication. (Um….do they need pain medication or electrical shock therapy?)

My second MAJOR interaction with social media with hate was with a former team member.

This nut was a known predator on social media. She would join various groups just to be a part of a group. She would befriend people, and before you know, she would be stealing identities.

I would say this beast was the ringleader of all the hatred that came my way.

She would create one post, then before you know it, you have 400 people commenting, believing everything she would serve on a platter.

Before you know it, there’s a full-blown hate fest.

There’s one guy, in Massachusetts, whose FB page is dedicated to sports? Nope. To politics? Nope.


Dude…really? Um…get a job, you friggin moron.

This fat asshole is determined to prove everything he assumes about me. (I wouldn’t know this fat ass if he fell from the earth). This “man”, and I use that term loosely, spends his days and nights on FB, has all my live feeds and does a play by play.

(Well, here, Claudia says she’s taking a job. But here she’s scratching her ass. Let’s break it down and see why Claudia’s scratching her ass.)

The problem with these people, if you don’t react, it infuriates them.

And when hate fails, that’s where the lies come in!!!!

And then I came across a post from a lady from Kentucky.

I thought I was seeing things. This trashcan was posting about my kids.

This hillbilly was looking for my kids’ birthdates, if they were on Medicaid, their last names, my assets (there’s a term none of them are familiar with because THEY NEVER WORKED), their dads’ names, when I got my period, if I got my period, how heavy was it; pads versus tampons; how long has it been since I had sex (okay..I’m exaggerating but it’s been a while.)

But then I saw one post. And I stopped. I stared. And I said, “That’s it. You sons of bitches crossed the line.

I started to file weekly reports with the FBI.

I was and I remain to be fearful for myself and my children.

These people have no boundaries.

Here are just a few of the things I’ve been accused of:

  1. I’m not me.
  2.  There’s a Claudia Merandi but it’s not me. It’s Claudia impersonating Claudia.
  3. I called SSDI on people. I never knew such a thing exists….but these fuckers do because obviously THEY DO IT!!
  4. I’m not sick. I don’t have Crohn’s. That colostomy bag that I had didn’t belong to me. It belonged to somebody else.
  5. My kids….they’re not mine….they’re stunt kids.
  6. My body….it’s mine….only because I’m not sick.
  7. I stole all the money from the GoFundMe to get my botox/filler/face lift. Let me set the record straight; I LOVE BOTOX, FILLER, AND FACELIFTS….but Fox Business didn’t run the commercial because they adore me….they ran it because I gave them $7,000.
  8. Here’s my favorite: “the receipts from Fox aren’t real.”
  9. I’m a narcissist…(maybe a little; I’m an Italian Scorpio)
  10. I have a chauffeur.
  11. I’m married to a millionaire (that’s who I’m having all this great sex with)
  12. My mom isn’t my mom. She’s a stunt mom.
  13. My second husband left me because I was cheating. (I’ve never been married)
  14. My children’s book was being released to coincide with the protest and the commercial.

So, last week, after filing weekly complaints with the FBI, an agent finally calls me.

He explains people on social media have rights.

He tells me to get a lawyer. So I did.

The posts about my kids have been deleted.

Poor guy, dedicated one week of the FBI’s time to dealing with this shit.

So that’s what we’re up against in the pain community. And sometimes I question whether I should be involved with this cause.

Am I doing the right thing?

But then I get a call from a mom, whose kid is in the hospital, with a bad Crohn’s flare; she’s not getting proper pain meds, and I cave, and I advocate for her.

When I started the DPPR, some people didn’t know who their senators were. Now they’re registered lobbyists, they’re fighting for their rights, they’re interacting with the media, they’re sitting down with lawmakers. Some went off and formed their own groups.

They’re fighting.

So, yes, I am doing the right thing.

You see, these haters, they’re just sad human beings. They feel a sense of euphoria when people comment on their posts or if they see likes. Some are legit pain patients; sadly, many aren’t.

At the end of the day, people hate me because I’m good. I’m one of the best patient advocates in the country.

I’m selective in who I advocate for. Why? Because I have a great reputation.

Am I modest? Nope…not when it comes to advocating.

Nobody has ever pulled off a national protest for pain patients. We’re the first organization to receive media for the cause. And we’re only getting stronger by the day.

These people never accomplished anything for the community. Never attended a protest, never got a resolution passed; too many “nevers” to count. Because it’s social media, their reality is a virtual reality. img_20180902_151449

They’re just filled with more hate than I’ll ever know in a lifetime.

And thank God for that.

Keep fighting everybody!!

Remember, you’ve got a friend in Providence!! (even the haters do)


One of the comments from my last blog, was from hater Valorie Hawk. Oh, sweetheart, I’m transparent…btw, green is not your color (wink, wink)

(The last protest, January 29th, was a success. (the haters would say otherwise) We protest, again, the end of May. We protest at the CDC in Atlanta, GA on June 21st. Google to see the media the amazing members of the DPPR received.

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So…how did the second rally go?

Hey everyone,

It’s Claudia from Providence, RI. For new followers, I’m the founder of the Don’t Punish Pain Rally Organization. I don’t raise money, I don’t accept donations, and the members don’t raise money either. And yesterday we had our second NATIONAL PROTEST!! (APPLAUSE NOW!!!!!!!)

Why did we protest yesterday? Because pain patients have been robbed of the ability to live a pain-free life due to the CDC guidelines implemented in 2016. Doctors are fearful to prescribe and that’s why the Doctors Collaborative was created. That’s a program sponsored by the DPP and it’s for providers only. Be sure give your doc a PROVIDER FLIER when you see him/her because nothing will change until our providers are on board. It’s a confidential setting on dontpunishpainrally.com

Yesterday, we celebrated our second protest that took place nationwide. I thought it was a success…but I always strive for the best that we can achieve as a community.

I, ironically, came out of remission and went to the ER because I thought I was dying (I’m being dramatic) But once I received fluids, Remicade, and pain mediation, I slept and I was ready to protest yesterday. I was sick and I exhaused but there was no way I was going to miss MY protest.

Yesterday, started off a little bumpy but it ended on a great note!! That’s to be expected with any protest.

I would like to thank the thousands that participated in yesterday’s protest.

To see the media coverage that pain patients received is pretty powerful shit.  You know, when you work your ass off, and it consumes you, it takes you away from spending time with your family, and then the big day is here….it’s a euphoric feeling.  And many members cried when they saw their stories being, not only TOLD, but being RECEIVED.

During one interview, I told the reporter, “I think the general public has grown tired of the phrase “opioid epidemic” because the real epidemic is now being acknowledged: and that’s illicit Fentanyl is being shipped in through the US postal service and it’s killing millions.

All the politicians jumped on the “opioid bandwagon” because that’s what they do during the crisis. But the real crisis is now coming to fruition.

Yesterday was our chance to be heard. And we were HEARD (APPLAUSE, AGAIN, PLEASE)

We definitely had some “growing pains” but those are a must when accomplishing a protest of this magnitude.

In a perfect world, I would love to have 10,000 protesters in Washington the same day that Andrew Kolodny’s PROP crew protests. But we are pain patients, many are disabled, live on a small check, and we don’t have the means or the health to travel to Washington…so that’s where Kolodny has the upper hand. But not for long (wink, wink.)

But guess what….yesterday, was all about YOU!! And YOU ROCKED THE RALLY!! YOU PROTESTED WITH DIGNITY!!

Protest is powerful.

Were there problems yesterday? Absolutely.

I know hundreds were disappointed at the lack of attendance but that’s to be expected when you organize a pain patients’ protest. Many of you said, “I was in pain and I went.” I understand your frustration.

I was frustrated because I have advocated for many and they didn’t show up at my protest.  I went out of my way, drove to their doctors’ offices with them. and got them the help they needed. And they didn’t show.

And there’s always sooooo many excuses…but, frankly, I don’t like to hear the complaining so I tune it out. Most that know me know I don’t like the complaining. I think it’s a negative force that just takes you down.

Millions think that others will fix this problem for them. But in this situation, it’s not like that. Because millions need to be heard and that’s why attending your protest is so important.

I received messages from some wanting the “okay” to cancel their protest because it was raining. And I think people wanted me to say, “It’s okay..you can cancel;” but those words wouldn’t come out of my mouth.

You either want to protest or you don’t. But if you don’t, you can’t tell people why your pain is preventing you from attending the protest because everyone involved has pain. So in that situation, you probably shouldn’t vent about your pain because it’s not well received on the FB page. (DON’T KILL THE MESSENGER…THAT’S ME 🙂 🙂

(Obviously, the Carolinas were cancelled due to Flo)


You have to focus on what you did receive. And when I was scrolling through the national page today, I saw one media interview after the next and that is some powerful shit. Because let me tell you something, two years ago, that would have never happened. And it’s happening now.

So please don’t be discouraged because not enough people came, or it was too hot, too cold, too little people, too little media….remember: something great always starts with something small.

We organized 80 states…80 STATES…Can you imagine?

Be proud. Be proud. Many of you stepped out of your comfort zone, and that alone, is empowering.

What happens now?

I will focus on getting the Doctors Collab running smoothly and getting Canada/Australia organized. If you’re in either country, FB is a must because that’s how I can organize the best.

When does the US protest again? The next national protest will be the end of January, 2019, date is to be announced, and will have a rain date in place as well.

What’s going to be different this time around?

We will be accepting applications for the role of a contact person. We still start to accept those next week and all the details will be on the website. (what’s required to be a contact person.)

A contact person is the most important role because they need to organize their venues, get media, monitor their FB page, and they need to work with others…zero drama.

There was too much drama these past five months.

All protests in January will take place indoors and permits will be required for all venues. I would like to have 2-3 protests for each state and I think having the protest indoors will alleviate a lot of the issues that we encountered yesterday. Don’t worry about foot traffic because someone will be outside your venue passing out fliers. But for the pain patients, indoors is best.

On behalf of the senior teams members, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I would like to thank Ernie Matthews for running our website so perfectly. I would like to thank our senior team members for returning and for organizing your states as well as other states.

Spread the word, people….because we’re being heard. Doctors, patients, lawyers…they’re all involved, baby!!! It’s our time…





2nd Don’t Punish Pain Rally: Provider/Patient take on the government!!

Hello to all my fellow Crohnies/IBDers, and pain patients nationwide!!

I created an organization called Don’t Punish Pain Rally Organization, almost, one year ago today.

Why did I create this? As a person who suffered with Crohn’s since I was a child, a small dose of daily opioids, was introduced into my life three years ago, aided in me achieving remission, in addition to a proactive lifestyle.

Opioids gave me my life back. And millions have relied on them for years. Most pain patients were able to live a life without pain because of opioids.

And then their world came crashing down. The government created what’s called the “opioid crisis.” While our country continues to battle a heroin-fueled overdosing epidemic, our country did not have a prescription pain medication crisis. But it was their QUICK FIX to push their agenda.

Providers have been targeted by the DEA and they’re fearful to prescribe. Many are in prison, many are awaiting their hearings, and, sadly, many have surrendered their license. Why? Because these docs have zero support. Docs rarely communicate with one another and they have no association to support them.

I was shocked to learn that some doctors actually call the DEA on their competition (fellow docs) so patients are then forced to see them.  It’s a business and it’s happening EVERYWHERE!!

What’s the end game? An opioid-free country forcing millions to rely on Suboxone, a drug that rarely offers pain relief. (Google Andrew Kolodny.)

Eliminate the weakest link..the sick people. Take away what they need…their pain medication. Will they fight back?…probably not because if they’re sick they’re stupid and they don’t have the tools to fight back. Then zoom in on the providers and we succeed at eliminating the problem.

HOW DO YOU FIGHT BACK????? That’s easy!!

You can protest on Tuesday, September 18. We have created a website, dontpunishpainrally.com or you can visit us on FB, “Don’t Punish Pain Rally Nat.” Once you’re on the national page, you’ll be guided to visit your state page to find out what’s happening within your state.

Most states have protests organized but many only have a few people attending. Because we don’t raise money, it’s impossible to get the word out to the general public. There are still some states, like New York, that have zero protests, which is a shame. But without raising money, we are incredibly limited in spreading awareness.

If you or a family member are struggling to receive pain medication, you MUST protest on September 18. Patients and providers should be involved as this situation needs to be addressed as a collaborative effort. Without patients supporting docs, we don’t have a chance.

But with protest, we DO have a chance and we CAN get nationwide media coverage.

Please visit our website to find a venue. If you don’t see one, that means there isn’t one…and that’s where you come in. FIND A VENUE!! It could be a CVS…just protest!! Once you find a venue, print your flier, print your press release, and don’t forget to print your PROVIDER FLIER…this is for the providers to join the Doctor’s Collaborative; a place where docs can support one another in a confidential setting. Once you have all your tools, then we will help you get the media coverage you need.

We will prevail, but without protesting, it’s difficult to be heard on a federal level. Several groups are working on legislation but legislation could take years. But you can protest on September 18 and experience INSTANT GRATIFICATION!

Be heard. Be a part of history. Fight back.

(You all remain in my prayers and close to my heart. I would like to thank all the organizations who have covered the DPP organization leading up to this protest and I would like to thank the thousands who have worked so hard on their pages, spreading the word, and reaching out to media. Thank you to all the team members that have helped in organizing the 2nd protest) screenshot_20180615-144527


Crohn’s/teens/pain medication bullshit

Well, it’s been a while…. good to be back.

I promised some fellow Crohnies to blog about Crohn’s and raising teens. Let me start by saying, I’ve never seen a meme that says, “I love my teen.”

A few weeks back, when the temperatures reached 120 degrees with 100 percent humidity, I was touring colleges with my 17-year old. It was so f’g hot, that I started to hallucinate, feel confused, dizzy, and I had the urge to throat punch the kid that was touring the campus with us. I found myself getting angry because I couldn’t take the heat another second and I could hear the rumbles start. I told my kid, “I’ve got to get the F out of here before I poop my pants. I don’t feel well at all.”

She replied, “OH, MY GOD…you’re so selfish.” um….huh? I drove “Tish” (short for Morticia) six hours the day before to another college that she’ll never attend.

Well, the nice 13-year old (she’ll turn any day now) said, “Francesca, mom is sick..you’re so mean.” (good kid..she gets a present). I promised the older kid I would make it up to  her and get her nails down after we left the campus. Once we FINALLY made our way back to Rhode Island, I drove “Tish” to the nail place. Now, I think I’m doing something nice, right? I drove her hours, almost threw up on the campus, and now I’m taking her to get her nails done.  But she has this perpetual look on her face, the one you make when you smell something bad. What the fuck are they so miserable about?

So we exit the nail joint and I ask her if she likes her nails and she responds, “Yeah” and we head home. When I got out of the car, I felt shaky and weird. I stepped up to get in the house and I lost my balance…and that’s when the tragedy occurred. Instead of fainting, I fell backwards and stepped on her freshly-painted toes.

She screams, “OH, MY GOD….YOU RUINED THEM.” I actually heard myself say, “Mommy will take you back.” And that’s when my 82-year old mom called my kid a dirty rotten rat (that’s her favorite expression.) My mom said she’s never met kids that were so ungrateful and entitled until she met mine.

I started to explain to the kid that I took Methotrexate the night before…but then I stopped myself. And I thought the following:

A. She’s traumatized from being raised in a hospital but that’s bullshit because she got every toy EVER while I was admitted. And she’s only like this to me.

B. She’s suffered an aneurysm due to the heat because nobody could be that cruel…not even a teen.

C. Genetics prevail and she’s just like her old man.

or D.

She’s an asshole teenager.

I remember, when I was a teen, my mom looked at me and said, “One day, you’re going to have three just like you.”

It all makes sense now. It’s payback time. And that’s exactly what I’m doing. But now I take care of my mom, she lives with me, and she’s on a pedestal…here’s hoping.

Now, what’s going on the pain medication bullshit? Pretty much this: anyone who needs opioids is screwed. Before it was just a pain patient epidemic, but now everyone is screwed. If you get cancer, it doesn’t matter; you won’t get treated. Post-op pain? They don’t care..suffer. If you’re in pain management, you have a 50 percent chance of receiving pain medication. The government needs to make back their millions they put into this fake opioid crisis horseshit agenda and the only way they can do that is by putting the country on Suboxone.

The elderly have been ripped off of their pain meds and are forced into Hospice. People who have relied on high doses of pain meds are committing suicide because they’ve met despair and cannot stand the pain.

I’m afraid for the country. I’m afraid for me. If my illness gets worse, I don’t know what will happen. But I do know pain patients will prevail. But how? We need millions to hire lobbyists and to form one solid organization that’s going to fight until the Senate begs us to stop. Our job: make their lives a living hell by advertising. We need commercials just the same as the anti-opioid zealots have. And then we need sanctions imposed for doctors who don’t treat their patients. Plain and simple. Doctors need to be held accountable. There will be a massive class action lawsuit because these assholes running our country respond to one thing: MONEY!!

I’m definitely feeling defeated but I still have some fight left…you need to have some fight left as well.

Protest on September 18, Tuesday. You don’t have to go to your capitol to be heard; go to a CDC, FDA, CVS, Walgreens, State building, city building, parks…JUST PROTEST!!

Someone will fund our cause who has millions. It will happen. Don’t forget we now have a web dontpunishpainrally.com or visit us on FB “Don’t Punish Pain Rally Page.” Please don’t give up. Find me if you need me.

Remember: you have a friend in Providence, RI.Screenshot_20180312-165238.png

Keep fighting.




For those


Hello, to all my fellow Crohnies/IBD’ers,

When I went in to Rite Aid today, the girl at the pharmacy asked me, “How’s your husband?”

“He’s great but I’ve never been married.”

You know how you’re voted “Most talented” or “best looking” in high school?

I didn’t receive either title.

I received the: “Most likely to never get married, but have two children out of wedlock, by two different men, both men sharing the same birthday” title.

Say that ten times fast.

But I did fall in love with my plumber, who eventually left….and then came back….and then left again. Relationships are hard. Relationships with Crohn’s is a real fucker.

My ex was there for all the hospitalizations and all the behaviors, as I like to refer to them. With Crohn’s, comes many different personalities/behaviors due to medications.

You have the IV Dilaudid/Morphine/happy behavior: that’s the behavior that causes you to buy things. (I organized a surprise birthday party for my ex and didn’t realize it until one month after I was discharged and somebody asked me the date of the partys`.) That’s the amnesia part of the IV-pain med behavior.


The angry behavior: this behavior stems from the massive doses of Prednisone that you’re put on during a flare. This behavior causes one to vomit obscenities from their mouth because they’re sweating profusely or freezing; or you’re hungry and fat, or you just want to stab him alive. Or “I love you” …one minute….and “I hate you”…..the next minute….or the, “Why do you breath like that?” This is prednisone-induced behavior.


The dehydration behavior: that’s the behavior when you’ve pooped 40-60 times for 48 straight hours and your tongue is stuck to the roof of your mouth and you’re desperate to go to the hospital and delirious from the lack of water, that your body should contain to recite the alphabet. This is the “Oh, my God, I’m so sick, can you take me to the ER?” behavior.


The pain behavior: this is the behavior where people get to see who we truly are, as we lay on the floor, or in bed, writhing about, begging God for help, begging our pets to call 9-11; cursing our piece of shit doctors who won’t treat us with pain medication, because our GI doctors don’t believe that Crohn’s is a painful disease; (I’m waiting for my GI to get Crohn’s),


doctor’s treat us like we’re DRUG- SEEKING ASSHOLES in the ER because our blood work looks good, scans look good, so everything must be fine;


you get treated like a human being in the ER, but once you’re admitted by the 13-year old “HOSPITAL-LESS” (hospitalist), they tell you, “I can’t give you pain meds or I’ll lose my license.”

I’m sorry, you can’t treat a painful condition with pain medication because you’ll lose your license?

Oh, that makes sense. We have hospitals for what again?

Crohn’s is disease that comes with many challenges. I love challenges. But I hate seeing people fight for pain medication. Why should anybody suffer when there’s medication to NOT suffer?

I have a simple solution. You shouldn’t suffer.

Nobody should suffer.

(Okay, people, if you missed the Don’t Punish Pain Rally in April, no worries. On September 18, 2018, that’s a Tuesday, there’s going to be protests in EVERY state. Most states will have, at least, 2-3 protests so EVERYBODY CAN ATTEND. NO EXCUSES!!

Look, the government has created unattainable, unrealistic guidelines that have robbed pain patients the ability to live a pain-free life.

I created the DPP rally because we needed nationwide media coverage. We succeeded. But we need power behind us now. We need numbers.  Join the Don’t Punish Pain Page on FB. I receive too many messages to respond to all of them but I CAN get back to all of you on the rally page, and if I can’t get back to you, another team member will.

If you need me to advocate for me you, just message me via FB, Twitter, Instagram, e- mail.

Thank you for supporting my book “Crohn’s Disease, the other C Word.” I’m awaiting my illustrator to finish “Dotty on the Potty” my children’s book. (A little girl and her struggles with Crohn’s). All proceeds for “Dotty” go to the Merandi Foundation which provides ostomy supplies to families and Uber rides to the ER/hospital.

NOTE: My book is R Rated, as well as many of my blogs

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Crohn’s and my recent trip to the hospital

About three-and-a-half weeks ago, I started to experience random body aches. I would wake up in the middle of the night with bad leg spasms. Or I would be training at the gym and have to stop because I would feel out of sorts. I kept blaming my new mattress. I recently put an addition on my house and I was still getting used to it.

I noticed whenever I turned the heater on, I would cough. Or when I would go to bed, I would have cramping in my legs. I had a conspiracy theory: the mattress and the heating unit were trying to kill me. So I upgraded my mattress.

I was out with my mom and Ava when I started to feel out of sorts. And I also noticed I was coughing. I never cough. Ever. Unless I have pneumonia.

I went to bed early on Friday. My 12-year old woke me up and said, “Mommy, your temp is 103.” I told her that the thermometer was probably broken.

I just purchased the fucker two months prior when my mom was septic in the hospital.

How could it be broken? But I told Ava, “Ava…mommy is sooooo tired. I have to sleep.” Ava said, ‘Mom, please go to the hospital.” I told her I couldn’t because I was too sick.

That makes sense.

But I was too sick. I could never make the ride in the car to the ER. Plus, it was Friday night. And we know what Friday night is like in the ER.

The next morning, I stumbled out of bed..or crawled, I should say. I took my temp and it was 104.3. That couldn’t be. I was coughing a lot. Every time I coughed, my head throbbed. My knees throbbed. My hair hurt. But the coughing was severe. I made my way into the shower and almost killed myself because I kept losing my balance. But I knew the importance of shaving me legs should they find me in the shower.

I needed to get two ceiling fans out of the car, before I died, because the electrician was coming to put a fan in my mom’s new room. And then I had to empty my 16-year old’s closet so the electrician could get in the crawl space.  When I got out of the shower, I started to sob. The pain in my head was unbearable. With each cough, I would grab my head.

Fuck this. Someone call 9-1-1.

As soon as they saw me, I remember they masked up. Once I got to the ER, they kept commenting  how high my fever was and my heartbeat was fast. They kept telling me, “Claudia..we’re going to take care of you.”

In my mind, I had a 50/50 shot. It was either going to be a good ER visit or a bad one. I just wanted to stop coughing and the headache needed to subside. I was sobbing. They came to take me for an x-ray. I said, “No way.” I can’t go. I’m too sick. The doctor came in and I said, “GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THIS HEADACHE.” Poor guy almost pissed his pants. The nurse came in and brought me Morphine. Nope. Didn’t touch it. I continued to cry. They came back in and brought me Dilaudid. Oh, my God, it made the headache worse. Finally, they came in with IV Tylenol and IV Morphine and I could finally assemble a sentence.

About an hour passed and the ER doc came back in and said, “You have bacterial pneumonia. You’re staying.”

Now, being a pain advocate, I certainly didn’t want to die fighting with a “hospital-less,” but I felt so sick. I thought they could save me so I could spend more time with my loving 16-year old that brings me nothing but happiness. (She’s actually been really nice lately.)

I went right into isolation because I also had C-Diff that I left untreated. Once I was in my room, I had my two favorite nurses. They were talking to me. I was shaking. I had rigors. When the doctors would try and talk with me, they all had masks on but I was shaking with so much force, I couldn’t put my words together.

I started to cry again. The pain was so bad. They brought in oral pain meds. I tried to take it and I vomited. I was sobbing at this point. I was hot, cold, my head was pounding, the cough would rattle my brain.” The hospitalist came in and I had a blackout mask over my eyes. She sat on the bed and was holding my hand, rubbing my back. She kept telling me, “We’re going to help you.” I thought I was already dead because I never heard a hospitalist say those words. The nurse immediately brought IV pain meds with more IV Tylenol and I started to settle down. I would fall asleep, then the headache would wake me up. At this point, I had oxygen on and I was getting breathing treatments.

The nurse told me they were moving me to a room where I could be monitored. I started to cry. “Please don’t move this bed.”

At night, I met my new nurse and she was an asshole. She gave me Tylenol and I vomited. She asked me why I vomited. I told her to stop talking because I didn’t like her personality. (It was the fever talking.) They switched over to IV Tylenol and that drug is a miracle. It actually worked better than the IV pain meds.

Day 2, the rigors stopped but the cough got worse. They came in to do blood cultures to test for sepsis. I was really out of it. But I remember doing a live feed for the rally. I kept thinking, “Somebody has to monitor the rally.” I knew the team was watching everything regarding the rally but it was still on my mind.

The doctors were asking about the rally and what I did as a patient advocate. I explained to them what the rally was about. And they just kind of stared blankly. My new nurse came in and said, “Hey, I just bought your book.”

The doctors asked: “What book?” My mom always has a copy on her so she showed them. And I’m sure they saw the chapter, “The Hospitalists.”

Over the next 24 hours, things would improve. The care I was receiving was exceptional. And I kept thinking to myself:

  1. I haven’t had to beg for IV pain meds.
  2. The hospitalists couldn’t have been kinder. They were compassionate.
  3. They inqured about  patient advocacy, the rally, and my book.

Were they being compassionate because I was recognized? Or were they being nice because they were good doctors? To be honest, I lost trust in doctors years ago and I am always on high alert. I’ve done over 400 days in the hospital. I’ve seen a lot of bad shit go down. I want to trust but it’s difficult.

They came in before I left and I told them how wonderful they were. My mom was next to me and my mom said, “Listen to my daughter. You’re going to learn something.” I started talking with them. I asked them to please treat the next patient with as much compassion as I received. I asked them to go to a place of MAYBE before you go to a place of NO when it comes to pain meds. I asked them to remove judgment from their heart as all patients don’t look alike nor do they act alike.  Pain is pain. Don’t add judgment to sosmeone’s pain.

When I got home, I was too tired to take a shower. I fell asleep with those beautiful panties on they give you in the hospital. The following two weeks would consist of lots of naps.

It’s been about two weeks and I’m starting to feel like myself. I always takes notes after a hospital stay. Because of the morphine, I don’t remember a lot of things.

But I remember this: I was treated with compassion.


Hello to all my fellow Crohnies: I am still awaiting my meeting with the Department of Health regarding the Rhode Island ER Room Compassion Bill. I pray it gets put through as regulation.

Thank you for the amazing work you have all dedicated to the Don’t Punish Pain Rally. This is a nationwide rally that addresses the chronically ill community not receiving adequate pain management due to the overcorrected CDC guidelines. We’re 30 days out from the rally. We started with five and now we have well over 5,000 or more involved. Join the Don’t Punish Pain Rally page if you’re on FB or follow us on Twitter @ DPPRALLY2018. I think we’re going to make history. I organized this rally with a stack of index cards that cost .69 cents.

I am a patient advocate. If you need me to advocate for you, please reach out. If you’re in the ER and you’re NOT being treated with compassion, call me. If you’re upstairs in a room, and the nurses or staff are NOT treating you with compassion, give me aScreenshot_20171122-165659 call. I charge ZERO dollars for advocating.  All I ask if that you pay it forward in return. Do something kind for someone else.

Crohn’s is hard. It’s not an easy illness. If you’re struggling with depression, please reach out to me. It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female…we’ll get through it together. There’s only 24 hours in the day. Sometimes the 23rd hour is the most challenging.

Stay positive and keep fighting.

Remember..you have a friend in Providence, Rhode Island

Thank you for you support

Love Claudia













Crohn’s and ER visits gone bad

IMG_20171120_191649.jpgHey everyone,

It’s Friday night. Yup. Another Friday night. And I’m home. I keep saying, “Next Friday night, I’ll go out.” But then Friday night arrives and I say, “F it..it’s too cold out.”

Last night, I wanted to blog but organizing the nationwide DON’T PUNISH PAIN RALLY leaves me exhausted some days. I’m blessed to have an amazing team working alongside me on the rally. Now, we’ll just keep working our asses off and hope for an amazing rally with media coverage.

Last night, I did advocate for a mom. Her daughter has severe Crohn’s and was rushed into the ER. They were there for hours and this doctor would not give the girl IV pain meds. Before I spoke with the doctor, I said to the mom, “Once you give me the phone, I take over.” She agreed. I stayed on hold until the doctor came in. When a doctor knows you have an advocate, they get right back in the room.

As soon as I heard his voice, I thought, “He’s a prick..a young prick..but still a prick.”

I asked what could “we” do to make this patient comfortable?

“Dr. Prick, maybe you could go to a place of MAYBE instead of a place of NO?”

This went on for about 20 minutes.

And then I lost my shit. I didn’t care. This poor kid was crying her eyes out. It broke my heart.

My voice started to get louder. His voice remained low. He went to medical school. I lived in the hospital for 20 years.

I was smarter. And older. And wiser.

I was winning this one.

He said, “I find you aggressive and over-emotional.”

I said, “I find you heartless and unsympathetic.”

But I let this one slip out of the holster…and I’m not proud:

“You better pray your kid in second grade NEVER gets diagnosed with any sort of chronic illness because you’ll be begging just like I am.”

Ugh…that was so unlike me. But I was pissed. I was tired.

I explained to him, because she was on Medicare, that I would be filing a complaint with Medicare, requesting that Medicare NOT pay the bill, because she wasn’t receiving services that her premium paid for; that a Medicare case worker was going to be notified in six hours, and that I was filing a complaint with every agency because he was not treating this poor kid, according to her diagnosis. I think I even threw in the United Nations/Pain Management bullshit, that means nothing these days, because I was looking at it earlier in the day.

He hung up.

I failed.

One hour later I received a text from the mom. She said, “They’re keeping her comfortable until her surgery.”

Her surgery???? The prick ER doc missed one thing…this poor kid was obstructed. He hadn’t sent her in for an x-ray because her blood work was “fine.”

The mom said she was sleeping.

Thank God.

I thought, for sure, I fucked everything up for her.

Why does it have to be this way? Why are people begging for pain meds in the ER? Why are people committing suicide?

Because the government doesn’t care. We’re a burden. The government wants to eliminate the chronically ill community. They equate sick to poor, poor to dumb.

The healthy people are making the laws.

But we WILL prevail. We just have to keep fighting. Fight. Fight. Fight.

For those that know me, I believe in a proactive lifestyle. I believe in eating clean, working out daily, no shitty people around…but sometimes you just have pain. And the only thing that works for SOME..not all….are opioids.

Let’s not judge because some need opioids and some don’t. We’ve already been judged. But living with Crohn’s or any other illness is already a cross to bear. Stay strong!!

Remember..you have a friend in Providence, Rhode Island. If you need me to advocate for you, reach out.

Stay well, stay strong….